* I do not charge for email correspondence back and forth
* I do not charge for initial consultations and meeting
* I’d rather not do it at all, if I might do it wrong or twice
* Six (6) minutes is 0.1 hour
* On WORKING FEE RATE jobs, I am generous deducting time for coffee breaks etc.
* I don’t just want your money – I want you to be my client, and come back next year
* I’d rather show you how to do it yourself (teach a man to fish… vs feed a man a fish)
* Not all people are trainable nor, should be trained
* It’s not always advisable to ‘let your spouse do it’ because they are on the payroll
* I stopped recommending software and hardware when winME came out
* I work on a DELL Dimension 8200 computer with winXP operating system
* I have been on the internet with a personal homepage and website since August 1995
* I travelled to England and Sweden to meet internet friends in December 1996
* There’s a picture of me on around this site .. it was my Passport picture of Dec/1996
* The Caricature of me was taken January 2002 in DisneyLand
* I met my wife, Yvonne Konig on the internet in March 1997
* We got married August 31, 2002 in a Medieval Theme-Styled Wedding. You may see us at HARTandYVONNE.com /blog/
* I have two Papillon dogs, and one cat. You may see them at PapillonLvr.com/blog/
* I prefer my coffee with double cream, no sugar
* I wish everybody would send me $1.00 Canadian Funds just for the heck of it using the following Paypal button below!


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